Cah-ruhs, a Parent's Guide to Translating Toddler

Cah-ruhs: Brady's favorite movie. He especially loves the race-cah-ruhs and Tow Mater.

Baskeeball: the favored sport of both boys.

By my big boy: by myself. (ex. I want to put my shoes on by my big boy.)

I hold you Mommy: Please pick me up.

(Screaming): There are approximately 1,298 translations for screaming in this language.  Perhaps your toddler is hungry, is not hungry, does not want to eat although he is hungry, would like to leave the table since he is not hungry, cannot find a toy, gave you a toy and wants it back, took away a toy and wishes to return it, dropped his toy and does not wish to exert himself by picking it up, does not like the particular toy he just picked up, struck himself on the head with a toy, struck his brother on the head with a toy, struck his mother on the head with a toy, struck his father on the head with a toy, fell down and bumped his head, laid down and purposely beat his head on the floor repeatedly, was pushed down by his brother, pushed his brother down, pushed his brother down and then threw himself down, is thirsty, is not thirsty, wants water, does not want water, wants milk, does not want milk, wants juice, does not want juice, wants a different sippy, wants the sippy you just gave him, wants to share his sippy with brother, wants brother to share his sippy, wants the sippy off the high chair tray, wants the sippy off the floor, wants to watch Cah-ruhs, does not want to get changed, does not want to get dressed, does not want to wear shoes, does want to wear shoes, does not want to wear socks, does want to wear socks, does not want to wear pants, is stuck.....