my cape must be at the cleaners....

The kids were playing outside with Andy and I went out to the porch attached to our room, on the second floor.  I was talking down to the boys in the yard.

Drew: "how you get up dere Mommy?"

Me: "I jumped! Like the superhero squad!"

Later, he came upstairs as I was walking back into the room through the door from the porch.

Me: (sheepish grin) "I'm sorry, Mommy lied to you. I didn't jump up to the porch, I walked through the door. I'm not a superhero."

Drew: "I know that Mommy. You're a girl."

Ouch.  Guess I better start promoting women as equals a little harder! Don't want my boys growing up thinking I can't do everything Daddy can do.  

But I draw the line at peeing while standing.